Surat Tijah

Tijah budak kampung, tapi bekerja di Kuala Lumpur .

Biasalah
bila sudah duduk "town", mula lupa asal usul. Pakaian
seksi maut,
bercinta pula dgn lelaki mat saleh. Ke hulu ke hilir
menayang
boyfriendnya yg bermata biru.

Punyalah
eksyen si Tijah, hinggalah suatu hari dia ternampak
lelaki Inggeris
tadi dgn wanita lain yg lebih cantik dan bergaya
daripadanya.
Tijah menangis tiga hari tiga malam. Pada malam ke
empat, Tijah mengambil sehelai kertas dan menulis
surat untuk memutuskan
perhubungannya dgn lelaki mat saleh tadi yg baru
sebulan dikenalinya.

Begini bunyi surat yg ditulis oleh Tijah binti Kulup
Kecil, yg berjaya "dicuri" ...

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Mike....

I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US.

I have think about this very cook-cook. I know I clap
one hand only.
Correctly, I have seen you and she walk-walk together
at town with eyes myself. You grab hand she.

You always ask for apology back-back. I don't trust
you again! You are really crocodile land.

My friend speak you play wood three. First-first I
think my friend lie me. But now I know you
correct-correct play wood three.

So,
I break connection to pull my body from this love
triangle. I know his
result I pick is very correct, because you love she
very high from
me.

So, I cut this connection to go far from here. I don't
want you to play-play with my liver.

I have been crying until no more eye water thinking
about you. I don't want banana to fruit two times.

Safe walk..
Tijah